i can't believe that i really grew up in new england and have remained here to this day--50 years-- because i tell you i was supposed to be raised in the tropical waters of hawaii, the palm tree filled neighborhoods of st. john, the perfect year round weather pattern of santa barbara. I WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THE DAUGHTER OF A SNOWMAN. i hate the cold. i hate it like it's hitler, charles manson, GEORGE BUSH. there is nothing, really, honest not one thing i like about it.
and another thing, we have way more cold here in new england than we have warm. it's not some even split, you know. it used to be when i was a kid, but not anymore. now it's like summer for july and august and winter from november to april. really, this is the truth. this is what we're living with here in this god forsaken part of the country, that everybody is always all, "but don't you just love the seasons?" and i'm all like, "uh, well, nope i could really just live without them if you could just give me more than two months of warmth."
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